Original posted December 17, 2007
It is a tough job to go to work every day.
Today I rifled through Mommy's wallet and then chewed on it.
I took her phone list, ate part of it to hide the evidence, and dragged the remainder across the floor to make it look like the dog did it.
I worked on the safe combination trying to open it.
I chewed on the keys to the safe... [click here to read the rest]