Monday, December 17, 2007
Today I rifled through Mommy's wallet and then chewed on it.
I took her phone list, ate part of it to hide the evidence, and dragged the remainder across the floor to make it look like the dog did it.
I worked on the safe combination trying to open it.
I chewed on the keys to the safe.
I grabbed at the pen Mommy was writing with to make sure she wrote everything correctly.
I entertained her visitors.
I worked on the 10-key calculator making it print funny numbers.
I put my fingerprints all over Mommy's laptop monitor.
I made sure all her computer equipment was plugged in correctly.
I typed the A and Q above. Impressive, huh?
I pulled the money out of Mommy's wallet and counted it. I didn't eat it, though. Mommy says it has lots of germs.
I inspected the trash in the office to make sure we weren't throwing away anything that might be recyclable (or edible).
I provided soft background music for the office.
What would Mommy do without me? She wouldn't get ANYTHING done!
Posted by Jane Maritz at 3:10 AM