Friday, March 14, 2014

Friday Fragment: Bizarre Comments

Originally posted June 19, 2008

I made a list of things I’ve said to Esmé recently that I never dreamed I’d say to a 14-month-old:

  1. Please take your foot out of my mouth.
  2. How sweet! You’re feeding your dolly diaper rash cream!
  3. The doggy isn’t going to eat from an empty bowl no matter how much you shove it in his face. He needs food in his bowl before he eats. He doesn’t like to play pretend.

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