I would NEVER EVER stick my face in the sand and eat it!
Not me! I'm much too clever! I know what's in that sand. And I know what it tastes like (don't ask me how). And that is NOT sand on my forehead. And I would hate to get sand in my hair.
Nah, I'm just doing my morning stretches. Any sand that gets into my mouth is strictly coincidental. Or incidental. Whatever.