Monday, February 23, 2009

Not Me! Monday


Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I have actually been quite good this week. No forays into the kitty litter box, serious, honest, promise you.

I did NOT steal Mommy's watch so I could watch Lady and the Tramp at 2 a.m. A good sleep is essential to my happiness!

I did not answer "farter" to the question "What are you?" For starters, I'm NOT that!

I did not eat Play Doh. It's terrible tasting!

I used Kleenex and only Kleenex all week to deal with the nose discharge due to my cold. Honest!

I did not wee on the bathroom rug after my bath. After all, the potty is just a couple feet away! And I am NOT scared of my yellow ducky potty seat.

I did NOT leave my baby dolly under Kitkat's care.
At least not without thorough, proper background check and investigation...

15 comments:

Kori said...

Owen's would be "I did NOT unroll half a roll of toilet paper into the toilet and clog it up." She is so sweet!

A said...

Esme, you are too funny!

♥ Somebody Loved ♥ said...

I cannot imagine you doing any of those things... wee on the bathroom rug? No way.

ToOdLeS.ShEiLa

grammy said...

So cute...love the way the cat is bending his head to her...and babysitting (o:

Andrea said...

haha...you make me laugh every week. I love it! And yeah, I would NEVER leave a baby under a cat's care without proper investigation either. ;)

Rachel said...

I really love these "not me"'s - I may have to check into this meme!

Too cute - Ali says "fart" instead of "smart" (an ironic word to mispronounce), so she says "I FART!" at times. I mean, she doesn't say that. I'm going to need some practice at this meme.

Elizabeth said...

very cute "not me"

i was just thinking about getting tulip a magnifying glass...how does esme like it?

Pamela said...

i wonder what she sees through the mag. glass. fleas?

Damselfly said...

Kitty looks, um, thrilled to babysit.

We've had our share of litter box playtime! Ugh!

bernthis said...

My kid: I did not eat that cheesestick and leave the wrapper on my bed when you have told me a hundred times not to.

Dan said...

What did KitKat have to say to the examination? Cute pictures.

Prasti said...

lol! "i did not answer 'farter'..." i love it :).

Christie O. said...

this is a really cute meme! love the examination, too cute!

Pregnantly Plump said...

If I ever need to hire a babysitter, I'm going to get Esme to check that person out! She's very thorough!

dani said...

of course not, esme, you would never do any of those things... except for the background check with the magnifying glass; now, that IS a must:b
love,
dani