Mommy just got a newsletter from Baby Center that says I may start kissing soon. Hey - I've been kissin' for months already! Mommy gets the most, cuz I love her and she doesn't have a prickly face. My kisses are big, giant, open-mouth with slobber and teeth kisses - the best kind!
The newsletter also listed five occupations I might be good at - I think they're right on:
- Dentist — scratching at Mommy's gums with my fingernails is an important part of my training!
- Professional raspberry blower — not in large demand, but surely somewhere one is required.
- Night watchman — I'd never fall asleep on the job!
- Disgruntled prison inmate — I've already got the table banging and bar rattling down pat.
- Member of a studio audience — though I might occasionally clap at inappropriate moments.
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