- Esmé needs to go date about 3 different guys and have the time of her life. Okay – I can do this, but I’m not sure Mommy and Daddy would approve until I’m a little older, say 16 months?
- Esmé needs her story now. Did you know there was a song by Jawbreaker about me? Neither did I! It’s not exactly kiddie music, though, so I’m not linking.
- Esmé needs love. Definitely! I’ve got plenty of it, thank goodness.
- Esmé needs to address her bank accounts. And which ones might those be? I got a piggy bank full of change – maybe I should bank it?
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So here are our Thursday Thirteen for this 15-month-old bebe: