Friday, September 17, 2010
Your shoes are UGLY. Totally unacceptable.
If you really want to cater to us three-year-old princess folk, you need to get something PINK. Or red or purple. But pink works great.
Unless you really like the bawling-teary-eyed-miserable-pathetic-look model screaming by your front door in an attempt to escape and think that’s gonna bring in business. In that case, just leave your shoes as is.
But don’t expect ME back anytime soon. Or any of my friends. And I’ve got a LOT of friends.
So really, just get the pink shoes already. Size 8, if you please. And give me a buzz when you’re ready for me…
Posted by Jane Maritz at 6:50 AM