I did NOT decide the big potty had an owwie. It's not like I want any excuses to use my pink baby princess potty or anything.
I did NOT name my hobby
And I most certainly would not have cooked breakfast all by myself. After all, I am a princess. And princesses do not DO such things. (If I HAD cooked breakfast, I certainly would never make a mess.)
Because, after all, I am banned from the kitchen. Not that I would ever snitch cookie dough or anything while working in the kitchen. So why would I be banned from the kitchen?
Oh me, oh my... these Not Me's are starting to get me confused. I can't keep them straight anymore.
I can do ANYTHING. After all, I am a teeny tiny baby unicorn princess.