It wasn't me who lathered up the soap, spread the lather around my chin and nose, and called myself a SNOWMAN!
And it definitely wasn't me who set this up on the potty. After all, I don't use the potty, so why would I make my dolly do so?
And it absolutely wasn't me who discovered the Hershey bar on the picnic table where we were camping (left over from s'mores the previous night), completely melted by the heat, and proceeded to eat that chocolate right up. I don't LIKE chocolate!