Monday, March 9, 2009

Not Me! Monday


It wasn't me who decided to glue my coloring picture on the floor when Mommy left the glue bottle in my reach. And I never would have used up half the bottle just to glue one picture...

I didn't take the whole ream of copy paper and spread it around on the floor. Mommy would never have left that where I could reach it, either!

I would never sip my chocolate soymilk and spit it back into the cup. And then ask Mommy for more.

I certainly wouldn't wear gloves on my feet while dancing around the house on an investigative mission. I might slip and fall!

Nope, those certainly aren't Mommy's red gloves on my feet...

I would never take my pigtail holders off and put them on my toes. For starters, Mommy would never put my hair into ridiculous looking pigtails!

And I know how to ride in a stroller. So why would I crawl into the bottom when I could just sit properly in the seat? I wouldn't do that!



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9 comments:

♥ Somebody Loved ♥ said...

I would like to know who would do that? Cause its so darn cute.

Love the photos!

ToOdLeS.ShEiLa

Wifey said...

Too cute. The gloves on the feet are priceless...

Winks & Smiles,
Wifey

Lori said...

I LOVE the gloves on the feet picutes

dani said...

esme, your dog ears ROCK!!!
love you,
aunt dani xxx

Kelly said...

Love the gloves on the feet!! Have a great week!

Pregnantly Plump said...

So funny! I love the pigtails!! Too cute.

Rachel said...

I love the stroller picture!!! That is adorable.

And I highly recommend getting the teeny tiny ponytail holders (they have them in the baby section at Target, for one). . . they make great pigtails on fine baby hair! :)

Baba said...

LoL me neither. I wouldn't do any of those things. LOL.

Jordan (MamaBlogga) said...

LOL. When my mom was little, her dad would put leather gloves on his feet, say he was a gorilla and chase the kids around the house. :)