Monday, February 16, 2009

Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I am obviously starting to feel better - thanks to all the well wishes I got. Well enough to go play sandbox in the kitty litter box with my play kitchen dishes! Oh, wait! I would NEVER do that!

And I would never dump out my basket of dishes on top of kitkat's head. At least not while he's just sitting there minding his own business.

I wouldn't pull all the toilet paper off the roll and stuff it in the trash can. Toilet paper doesn't grow on trees, you know.

I wouldn't bang my head on the bathroom pedestal sink while hanging from it and doing chin-ups. I'm more coordinated than that! And I certainly wouldn't cry about it afterwards.

I would not spend an hour conniving how to break open the bedroom door when I'm supposed to be sleeping. Not me. My time is much too valuable.

And I wouldn't put a diaper on my head. Who wants to be called "butt-head?"

Thanks for the sympathy - I really needed it!

13 comments:

♥ Somebody Loved ♥ said...

Too inventive...
MisS Esmé.

It wasn't me either. Ü

ToOdLeS.ShEiLa

La Donna Welter said...

I'm sorry to hear you were sick!
: (

Irritable Mother said...

I love not me Mondays. It's so fun to hear about all the mischief you're NOT getting into!

Donna said...

I'm glad that she is obviously feeling better! LOL.

Kristen@nosmallthing said...

You are just too cute! And I'm glad to hear that you would never put your dishes in the kitty sand. Very glad to hear that. :)

♥ Somebody Loved ♥ said...

I really need to know Esmé's Mommy's name.... silly me that I don't know it already.

nevada(_)kings(@)hotmail(.)com
without the parenthesis.

thanks!

ToOdLeS.ShEiLa

melanie said...

I'm glad you wouldn't do any of those things!! I'm sure you make good choices all of the time just like Hailey does ;)

gretchen from lifenut said...

Diaper/turban, it's fabulous on you. It's what I wear when I put on MY paper bag dress.

Hope you are feeling better, little one.

Jennifer said...

This reminds me of those Family Circus cartoons where the kids always blamed stuff on Not Me. What a cute way to look at your day, or week I hope! :)

Baba said...

LOL! I am so glad you wouldn't do those things. It would make mommy very tired at the end of the day.

Rachel said...

Too funny!! She gets into things as much as little boys do! The good thing about that is that you won't go into total shock if you ever have a boy.

Me, on the other hand, I might die.

Jennifer said...

Brilliant NMMs. Adorable picture!

dani said...

yea!!! you're feeling better, little e:) btw, i know you would never do any of those silly things... you are much to serious for all that foolishness, tee-hee:P
love,
dani