I am obviously starting to feel better - thanks to all the well wishes I got. Well enough to go play sandbox in the kitty litter box with my play kitchen dishes! Oh, wait! I would NEVER do that!
And I would never dump out my basket of dishes on top of kitkat's head. At least not while he's just sitting there minding his own business.
I wouldn't pull all the toilet paper off the roll and stuff it in the trash can. Toilet paper doesn't grow on trees, you know.
I wouldn't bang my head on the bathroom pedestal sink while hanging from it and doing chin-ups. I'm more coordinated than that! And I certainly wouldn't cry about it afterwards.
I would not spend an hour conniving how to break open the bedroom door when I'm supposed to be sleeping. Not me. My time is much too valuable.
And I wouldn't put a diaper on my head. Who wants to be called "butt-head?"