Goodness, there are SO many things I would NEVER do!
Like I would NEVER cut my dress into shreds "to make it beautiful."
And I would NEVER spit my gum out into the carpet "for Daddy."
And I would never laugh and spin around and around on my outdoor water spinner INSIDE while I am SICK and DYING of ringworm.
Yep, I got ringworm. Most definitely. Don't you think?
Uh, maybe the smudged smiley face on my hand kind of gives it away...
But I would never DRAW ringworm on myself. There's gotta be an explanation. Some mysterious disease, never before discovered? Maybe they'll name it after me?