My Charming Kids isn't up to the Not Me! Monday post, thanks to a hospital stay for little Stellan. But I'm not still up to my usual 2-year-old tricks, so we'll go ahead with our post.
Let's see. I did NOT tickle myself and giggle in the back seat of the car on the 1/2-hour drive to tumbling class.
I did NOT shove Mommy's library card into the photo computer slot at WalMart so that the attendant had to take apart the computer cover to get the card out. And the attendant did not act like it was crazy for someone to shove a library card into a computer. After all, that's where cards go. I know! I swipe Mommy's credit cards all the time.
I did not cover myself with Garnier Ultra-Lift Pro Deep Wrinkle Cream. After all, I LIKE my wrinkles! I'm proud of my old age...