Not Me! Monday

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Hope ya'll are having a happy blue monday! I'm still in my bubble gum jammies, so I definitely am.
But I would never insist on wearing my bubble gum jammies ALL DAY long, especially after putting both feet through one jammie leg. I am so not about setting my own fashion trends.
And I would never insist on wearing my purple dress shoes with those bubble gum jammies, specially not with the shoes on the wrong feet.
Speaking of jammies, when Mommy and I go to pick out some spring jammies at the store, I would NEVER focus entirely on that Disney princess nightgown. I'm not into Disney princesses. And I wouldn't insist on putting it on right there in the store and wearing it around town all day, especially with the tags still on (cuz Mommy WOULD cut them off before she'd let me wear a nightgown in public, of course). And nobody would tell me how cute I am and how it looks like a miniature housedress, especially since I have my purple dress shoes on.

And while we're grocery shopping, I would never throw items out of the cart and laugh. So of course no one around me would laugh at me, either. I don't like attention from strangers.
I am all about safety, too. I would never climb up on the computer desk, get the brand new sharp scissors from the top, and start cutting up the paperwork on the desk. Especially not the car registration papers. And I would never dump the pen container all over the floor as the grand finale for my act. Of course not.