Saturday, April 5, 2008


Wow, this sorting out of birthday photos is taking as long as calling the election results in Zimbabwe! (Come on, folks, stop looking for sticky ballots on the bottom of pigs. Let's move the country past the ignomious fame of having the worst inflation rate in the history of histories.)

To fill in time, I thought I'd tell you about my chariot. This Schwinn is the way I get from place to place in this country. Excellent suspension and big wheels make the potholes and sandy roads a walk in the park . . . The double occupancy seating provides room for a diaper bag and lots of toys. And the screen provides mosquito and other unmentionable flying bug protection.

And I'm not even being paid for this infomercial!