I would never pour a bottle of shampoo into the bathtub. Especially since when I asked Mommy to put some on her hands, she told me, "No - that's to use in the bath, not to put on your hands." Mommy would never tell me that, because she would know the consequences.
And Mommy would never let the dirty hand-washable clothes pile up. So she would never decide to dump them all into the bathtub and fill it up with water to get some use out of that shampoo.
And I hate baths. So I would never strip while she wasn't looking and jump into the bathtub with the clothes for an unscheduled bath.
I don't like bubbles. Not at all.
And that's not a spaghetti stain around my mouth. Not at all.